snorlaxatives:
i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins
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pamplmousse:
but when boys are all sleepy and their eyes are becoming smaller, it’s like their struggling to keep them open and they brush their hair with their hand and it gets all messy and then they yawn and give you that little smirk because they feel sorry for being so sleepy and their voice is so low and rough, I just… where’s my sleepy boy, I want a sleepy boy
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darrynek:
hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibe
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turntechgodisc:
dont-stop-runninggg:
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
charisma is convincing someone to do it anyways
(Source: fuckking-crazy)
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“At one magical instant in your early childhood, the page of a book—that string of confused, alien ciphers—shivered into meaning. Words spoke to you, gave up their secrets; at that moment, whole universes opened. You became, irrevocably, a reader.” Alberto Manguel (via thelifeofabookjunky)
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haroldisdumb:
we could be married and i still wouldnt text u first
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